Women in Islam are Totally equal to Men

Afghan girls are worth MUCH more than 9 sheep ($165). And also, Honor killings are condemned and punished in Jordan.


Also, something to consider unless you want your daughter or wife to become a lesbian. Because imagine if Cindy saw Sarah in a leotard; they'd fall in love, and we'd have to behead them both!


And FYI, female genital mutilation is only something that happens in a (a = one) dark alley in extremist, radical, Qur'an burning Muslim countries.



My heart hurts for these poor girls. What kind of hell on earth do they go through?

Islam Rage Boy! TAX, PLEASE!

I must say, rofldolf. TAX PLZ!

Link to JihadWatch.

It isn't too hilarious until you get into the comments.


anti-uffe:

Don't forget the obligatory "we're so mad we're torching our own city" and "upside down placards" variety. Let the show begin.

Ynkedoodl2:

I thought it was illegal in Islam to impersonate Mohammad.

duh_swami:

I think he is more than a professional demonstrator, I think he may be Mahdi.

Mahdi is the Islamic messiah (or, you know, I guess Mahdi means anti-Christ in Muslim). They believe he's in a well, has been for some time, and that he's coming back. They also believe that, through actions such as Iran's (eradicating Jews, global indiscriminate holocaust, etc. etc. yada yada), they can hurry along his coming. If you want to know who he is, here's a hint: He's one of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse. Shh.



johndoe:

ah that's a sight for sore eyes.....I really missed him! I vote him best Performance Artist in the Rage category.

ebonystone:

A poor moslem, if you ask me. He should be busy stoning that "uncovered meat" standing next to him.

pismopal:

If I had a dog that ugly I would shave his *** and make him walk backwards.

Brett_McS:

Islamic Rage Boy and his mates should be careful about throwing around that "pigs and monkeys" jibe. Charles Darwin would have been able to silence his critics in one fell swoop with that photograph.

Rogster:

I feel sorry for those 72 virgins.

Every once and a while JW has one of these things where everyone makes fun of Muslims. You know, it's only fun making fun of someone if they react with blind, seething, demonic rage.

In fact, it's one of the ways to fight/expose them. Because they are so deeply insecure that they...for instance, look at the Danish cartoons. Oh. Man.

You probably haven't seen it, but there's this one cartoon, where a kid draws a picture of Mohammad (during art class?), then he is informed they'll have to kill him for it. Hilarious. Because it's true.


Looking for the cartoon, why does typing "we'll have to kill you now johnny" in Google bring up discussions about Muslims and Islam? Probably...probably the Jews again.

Temporary Marriage, Islam Style

So, apparently, Islam allows temporary marriages, in which you "marry" someone, then have sex with them, then "divorce" them, and pay them some money. I didn't know that. LINK to Dhimmi Watch article by Marisol.

I always thought that such a strong, proud, just about, almost entirely, somewhat peaceful, non-violent religion as Islam, which is worthy of being equated with Christianity, would not...you know...allow men to cheat on their wives and sanctify it religiously.

Actually, I wouldn't really equate Christianity with Islam, now that I think about it...

Woman Convert to Islam Plots Bombing out of Loooove

That's right. Loooove.

Link-

And Link.


I'm definitely putting some psychotic broad like this in TA. Real-life events are so crazy they make for good drama.


...speaking of which, why are events such as retaliatory bombings of sorts played up to be so dramatic? They hit us, we bombed the bloody hell out of them, they died, life goes on. Why recreate it and distort facts as hard as they can (think: Steven Spielberg's "Munich")?

Remember that one bombing on that one beach in that one town?

Kev Is Playing Turok 2: Seeds of Evil

Welcome the 'Things I Love' tag, complete with romantic jazz music and a really, really deep man's voice saying "Aww-yeah, baby. Things I Loooooooooooove. Mm." If you could, you know, imagine that.



...and it's somewhat fun. When I play games, I (and I assume everyone, really) get moderately sucked into their world.


Depending.


Certain games, such as, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess go on for 60+ hours. That's alot of being sucked into the game.

Other games, such as Turok 3: Shadow of Oblivion go for five hours. Needless to say, there isn't much world sucking going on in those mere five hours.



So, one thing I do not do (or, strongly avoid doing) is to play games in a row. For instance, playing Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and the Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask ("OOT" and "MM" respectively, both work off the same engine) one after the other sucks you into the particular (in this case, Zelda) world.

Which is sometimes good, and sometimes bad. I mostly dislike it. For instance, playing a terrifying game for hours and hours can make you really nervous and jumpy (and cause irregular heartbeat!). Playing Mario for hours and hours won't have much of an effect.




So, new topic I guess, I did some research on Metroid chronology. It turns out, the only game I need to play is, I believe Zero Mission. Zero Mission is a remake of the original NES game.

The order goes Metroid/Zero Mission, Metroid Prime, Metroid Prime: Hunters, Metroid Prime 2, Metroid Prime 3 (not out yet of course), Metroid II: Return of Samus, Super Metroid, and Metroid: Fusion. Lots of Metroids. Only one Samus. MAN THAT'S CLEVER


That's, I mean, like, I haven't played Fusion, Super Metroid, Metroid II, or Hunters. I don't know if I want to play the ones which go later in the series without playing Corruption. I might, but I dunno.


Zero Mission. I am scheduling a So, I should, in my mind, get Metroid Prime: Hunters soon, then a few months later get Metroidplaythrough of Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker for sometime this monsoon. Dead, smack in the middle of it (I love the sailing part, as it storms!).


Then, sometime in, probably early November of 2007 I will play Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. Then in December, or like, the coldest time of the year, I will play...probably Ocarina of Time. Or maybe I'll leave OoT a wild card incase I just don't feel like playing one of the other games.

OF COURSE, I will be playing Metroid Prime 2: Echoes on my birthday. Gonna play it set on "Hard" this year. I didn't last year because I was too scared of messing up the time. As I have like, five days to get to a certain part. We'll see.

Also, I would like to try to play Metroid Prime. I'll also leave that as a wild card, as I have no reason to want to play it. Such as, I LOVE playing Wind Waker during the monsoon, during the storms.

...One time, I was up late-ish, and my Mom was too. It was like, 10 PM. Lol. Anyways, it was raining. I was just in that one area (the, temple was it? Where the chozo-wouldbe girl had to go) and messing with those mirrors. That is a good memory. Also, one time, I was playing whilst it was storming really badly. That game just always had the weather going for me. Also, I watched Jeepers Creepers for the first time halfway through it. And I have to have GOOD chocolate chip cookies (63% chips, and lotsa coconut) and Toblerone bars while playing it. Much as I have to have Mother's Oatmeal frosted cookies while playing Turok: Evolution.




And, oh man, who could forget playing Metroid Prime 2: Echoes on my birthday? My sixteenth birthday, which my dearest Granny showed up for? Oh man. That was the greatest birthday in evar. In fact, it was such a great, awesome, spectacular birthday, I am going to spell ever not just evar, but ev@r. You better believe it.


So uhm, anyways...I am playing Turok 2: Seeds of Evil. Fun kinda. I don't quite understand if it's fun or not yet. But I am getting desensitized to the monster part! It still freaks me out when I turn a corner and a dinosoid LEAPS OUT AT ME, but usually it's one of the weaker ones, which I really respect. It was cool of Acclaim to do that. Imagine fighting a tougher one by surprise!

I realized what is was about the enemies in Turok: Evolution. What do they all have?...THAT'S RIGHT! THEY ALL HAVE MACHINE GUNS OR SNIPER RIFLES!

What the hell? Man! In Turok 2: Seeds of Evil, those things CAME AT YOU! Not stood back and took cover (okay some did occasionally) and shot. They would run at you and claw you given HALF a chance. And if you ran and took cover, well, they'd come after you. And not just 'overwhelming you with numbers' come after you. They'd make you feel chased. That makes me feel appreciated.




I think I needa give Turok: Dinosaur Hunter another try. They say that one was the best, but I got a really bad feeling from that game.








Welcome the "It's a Jihad out There" tag. IF THE FBI IS WATCHING, I AM TALKING NEGATIVELY ABOUT IT, I AM NOT A JIHADI OMG I AM A CHRISTIAN, DUDE LEAVE ME ALONE! Actually, you're free to tap my Internet connection, and my phones, you will find nothing. I do do research on the Jihad mentality, so don't confuse that dude.


I suggest checking out this interview. It's Robert Spencer of Jihad Watch and some other dude on some chicks show. It's great sound (how clear!), and Robert's voice rocks out loud, and the guys agree at some points which lets the conversation go on, also they are respectful to each other. And Robert is awesomely knowledgeable. In fact, he is so awesomely knowledgeable, I do believe that... he must be a witch.