In Other News--Ask a Ninja, Turok 3 update, Animal update

Edited and updated Thursday, May 10th, 2007
Edited and updated Thursday, May 17th, 2007




Ask A Ninja

Click on "Episodes" and go to last page-- to episode one, of course!

I just found it yesterday, but so far it's hilarious. It's a Ninja who answers questions viewers send in, like "What do I need to do to become a Ninja?" to which Ninja responds, among other requirements, you must start your training at the age of six weeks. Also walking through a blizzard without getting any snow on you.

It's up to like 33 episodes, and I watched up to #22 in one sitting. Hasn't made any uhh, "Last And Current Season Fox Sunday Night Lineup"-type jokes. You know, the dirty ones that are uncalled for and not funny at all.

The first episode was probably the best so far, just because of how he acted- it reminds me of the show I film: Country Cookin' with Sticky-D. It's got a crazy guy, too. My Dad stars...but it's not quite as funny (although I might be able to edit it and "concentrate" it). Anyways, the first episode of Country Cookin', Sticky (his name is Sticky, Sticky-D) acted a little psycho. Then the next he was little more, pretty soon he was mopping the table with a mop he just used to mop the ground, which is dirt.

So, the guy grew into his role and his role, Ninja, became more psychotic. I guess that's how it goes when you just wing stuff. I suggest watching it. If you send him a question, he'll read it, and if he likes it, he'll enjoy killing you. If you send him a letter and he doesn't like it, he won't enjoy killing you. Apparently, he'll still kill you.




Poor Kev. It seems Turok is not his cup of tea.

Gonna finish Paper Mario: TTYD soon. I kinda took a break from it right before the final boss.

Update: Still haven't finished Paper Mario. I am in the ROOM BEFORE THE BOSS. What a loser right? I mean, I will trample him when I face him. It. Thing.

I'm actually doing some "research" on the N64 right now. I'm playing Turok 3: Shadow of Oblivion. You might know me a bit, and if you do, you'll compute these two things:

Kev + Turok

And form a comment. It might be "rofl, Kev playing a Turok game" or "Kev is allowed to play M games?". I'm a sissy, I'll admit it. I have a condition; it's called HSP, or (being a) Highly Sensitive Person.

"A highly sensitive person (HSP) processes sensory data exceptionally deeply and thoroughly due to a biological difference in their nervous system. Dr. Elaine N. Aron's (points for being close to "Aran"!) extensive research identified this as a specific trait with key consequences that was being confused with innate shyness, inhibitedness, innate fearfulness, introversion, fear of Turok 3 video games, etc."

Sometimes HSP effects people's driving- doesn't really happen with me, except for the mild "risk-taking" part. In-game, I have alot of trouble managing ammunition and weaponry. I also put myself into the character's shoes too much. Not sure why. So I have trouble playing games like the Turok series- less so though for Turok: Evolution; that might as well of had soldiers as the enemy. That game did have awesome levels, though. Note I have not beaten any Turok games without cheats. It's too stressful for me...gonna try on Turok 3 though.

Scary movies are fine with me, as I said, it's not the "scary" part, it's the 'immersing myself in it' part. I mildly fear for my life at times, and that's a bad experience, as they say, a pint's a pound the world around (except for nuts). Speaking of nuts, I heard a rumor I might have some Peanut Brittle tonight. "Exploding toilets? That's retarded!"

I didn't have a save pak in, and I had to go decide what to make for dinner an hour ago, and I'm having a bit of trouble breathing. Actually, I think I might not of been breathing properly when I was playing. Every 20 seconds: INHALE. 40 seconds later: EXHALE. 20 seconds later: BLINK and INHALE. Repeat. Every three repeat cycles: HEART BEAT 40 TIMES. I think my eyes might have been bleeding. And I only encountered two monsters, and that mind-wrackingly terrifying DOOR.


I played Turok 2: Seeds of Evil when I was like, 11. Tell me you wouldn't have a phobia of all things Turok and Scary. It's just some monster-guards. Normal guards don't scare me. Space pirates don't scare me. I think what it is, is the difficulty in engaging enemies. It's hard to hit them, and it never seems I have enough ammo.

What does it say about me if I chose Danielle?

That it's required for my "research", is what! Shut up! Back off!




Two Less Mouths to Feed and Ignoring the Chickens

The cow that's been giving us trouble, #13, whose grave I am going to frequent when I've consumed too many liquids, was sent to the slaughter yesterday. Poor jerk of a cow. Also, another animal that I despise, Bambi Jr., went off to slaughter. We sold him actually, for $60. You see, with him gone, we save $5-$7 a month. Woohoo! In a year, we'll have made an additional $72 off of his death. In 20 years, we'll have made over $1500 off of selling him! YAY!


We should be getting the meat from #13 back in roughly two weeks. Gonna be great. No cookouts, though; we're saving every bit we can for ourselves. I've been craving a good steak lately, too. They're going to let the meat hang for two weeks. It'll grow (coughthemeatwillrotcough) about half an inch of green matter on it in that time, which they'll scrape off. That makes the meat tender I guess. And rotten.

Update: They couldn't let her hang for two weeks, only one, due to how lean the meat was. Will be different for Brownie and Blackie.

I set up an automatic turkey feeder- a fancy "bucket" that holds 40 pounds of food. It's metal, and is a 9" (all measurements estimated) round tube about 2.5 feet tall, suspended over a "pie pan" that's 14" around. The food goes to the edges of the "pie pan" and stops falling. Then the chickens eat it, and it falls some more. They can last three days with it, and the Bucks can last three days with their water, so I'm not going in there for three days.

We haven't had one chicken egg for 3+ weeks now, so I won't be wasting my time until it heats up. Damn chickens. Let 'em starve. I mean, be automatically fed.


Off to clean the kitchen. Farewell. I don't know if I'll be making dinner tonight, as I can't make what I want to make, as we have no eggs.

That can't be right. I'm going to double-check that...


Song of the Day is 'Go' by Newsboys. Go is their bestest album 3v4|2.

"Gonna send you out, one by one. If I need it sung, can you sing it loud? Gonna send you out, two by two, outta the Ark into the wild blue. Gonna come along, by your side- send along my Spirit guide. I'm gonna show you Miracles. Cover the earth, Make desciples."

The Flash tag wasn't a mistake. Boy it's hot in here. Whew.