Dear Stupid Fool,
I know it is difficult being an idiot, stupid, and/or obtuse. Yet, I must make request, that if by any means, you may adhere to my yearnings, that you do not get your greasy, filthy, greasy, filthy fingers all over the camera lens.
Perhaps you eat cheetos, then rub the camera lens. Or maybe you're just that greasy. Maybe you're a greaseball, from the planet Graesecon, and grease ebbs from every pore of your flesh, to the point that you no longer have skin, but a layer of grease.
Please never, ever use the camera again without first cleaning the grease, grime and filth off of your fingers. Or at least abstaining from massaging and/or caressing the lens. If you wish to clean it, please use a microfiber cloth, a clean one, NOT ONE THAT YOU HAVE WIPED YOUR CHEETO HANDS OFF WITH, and water only, NOT YOUR GREASY FINGERS. GREASE -- IS -- NOT -- A -- CLEANING -- SOLUTION, and FINGERS -- ARE -- NOT -- MICROFIBER -- CLOTHS. The camera lens is now cheeto-orange. Thanks a lot, Graeseconian.
Also, STOP TAKING INDOOR PICTURES ON THE "SUNRISE" SETTING. AND STOP TAKING BLURRY PICTURES.
Sincerely,
Kevinsky Nostalgicsky "Destroyer" Stewartsky
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